I'm eating a pear that I bought a week ago, and its still a tad underripe.
It reminds me of a Mitch Hedberg joke,
"I like baked potatoes, man. I don’t have a microwave oven. It takes forever to cook a baked potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I’ll just throw one in there, even if I don’t want one. By the time it’s done, who knows."
It's all about delivery. He was frickin hilarious.